Essay About Part-Time Saint And Part-Time Sinner

Myself
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im japanese/american though rumor has it, the postman was korean. im an import model for shibaura, hinomoto and mitsubishi-satoh farm tractors. i was fired on the apprentice and i wasnt even a contestant. ive been there, thats why im here. my cup is half-empty on some days and half-full on others. i only have one oar in the water. i ride and spur the pale pony of the apocalypse. death doesnt follow me but neurosis does. im a jack-of-all-trades but a master of none. my conscious is clear but then again, i have a poor memory. i borrow money from pessimists because they dont expect me to pay it back. i potentially had a psychic girlfriend but she left before we met. i invented the cordless extension cord. i try to daydream but my mind keeps wandering. i plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. i believe that the problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. i consistently fail at everything i do yet it always feels like success. i make friends and talk to the shadows on my wall. i scream whiprash!! whiprash!! any time the city bus stops short. im politically conservative but liberal about personal choices. im not always right nor am i always wrong. im a part-time saint and a part-time sinner. i laugh a whole lot more than i frown. i would rather be alone than lonely. i sometimes wonder what condition, my condition is in. im not tough nor do i pretend to be, though i can fight my way out of a wet paper bag. i pay attention to the nikkei index and the nyse. i prefer my cake and my brownie a la mode. i can consume a bag of cheetos with the voracity of a cheetah ripping through a gazelle. im really not crazy, im just a little unwell. i tap anglo-saxons on the shoulder at movies and ask what are they saying? i enjoy performing mental gymnastics on those who think i lack substance. regardless of how fast i peddle my legs im always a half-step behind. im ten minutes early for any appointment. im not afraid to die, i just dont want to be there when it happens. im just a love machine, a hug and kissing fiend and i wont work for nobody but you…if you dont write an introductory note first, then i wont add you. if you arent intelligent enough to say something more than thanks for the add, hello rovery or