Conditions Of Friendship
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Whenever I gripe about friends not talking to me, its because Im making an effort to keep the friendship from falling apart or disappearing. I dont like finding out someone who was just using me. So then, I figured Id write what I expect from those who call themselves my friends.
Conditions of my friendship.
If you cant handle these things, dont talk to me from now on.
1. If you want money, get a fucking job – stop asking for mine just because I have it.
2. If I have a boyfriend that doesnt mean your welcome to him.
3. If you need any kind of help, Ill do what I can but I cant fix everyones problems and if you constantly need help, see a professional.
4. If you treat me like shit, expect to get it in return.
5. If you talk shit about me, it always gets back around, especially if we share mutal friends. And when it gets back to me, Ill rip you a new one before walking away. No friendship between us ever again.
6. If you lie to me, I will, again, rip you a new one and walk away. I hate liars and I do my best not to lie to anyone (no 1 in the world NEVER lies).
7. If you dont like me as a person, dont waste my time in befriending me.
Its easy enough. I cant think of anyone who would want a friendship with someone negitive. I like to have fun – I try to surround myself with people who like the same stuff. I like goofing off and having a good time. I dont like drama or drama queens (guys are as much drama queens as girls).