Essay About Real Life And Only Time Iвђ

Online – Bob Paisley
Online – Bob Paisley
I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
Im 5 foot 3 and overweight
Im a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And Ive never been to second base
But theres whole �nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace
Cause online Im out in Hollywood
Im 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
Im a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I dont want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online
When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I’ve ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, Ive been in GQ
Im single and Im rich
And Ive got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that