Essay About Lady B Aint Goin And Enter Lady Bracknell

“the Importance of Being Earnest” Script Adaptation
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Ernest Remake Script
Algernon: Layne-man did ya hear me playin da piano?
Lane: No, wasn’t listening
Algernon: Eh so’k boi, how dem q-cumbuh san’wiches commin?
Lane: They’re all done. Don’t eat them. They’re for Lady Bracknell
Algernon: Ya know me pretty well man, but I know dat woah-mon is pretty crazy bout dem’san’wiches. But boy, do I have the muncheeeees!
Algernon proceeds to take some of the sandwiches and scarf them down
Lane: Jack is here
Algernon: Mah boi Jack? Send ‘im on in
Jack: ALGY MY MAIN MAN, WHATS GOIN ON!?
Algernon: Nothin much mah boy. Ya know, Gwendolen should be showin’ up sometime soon with Aunty B
Jack: H’alriiight. I totally have this super sweet plan to get her in the sa- Get her hand in marriage.
Jack looks over to see that Algernon is ignoring him and is devouring the “q-cumbuh” sandwiches.
Jack: Dude, dude… dude, not cool. You know Lady B aint goin to be so fly with you eating all her food. Its that time for her, you know how irritable she is.

Lane: Your guests are here.
Enter Lady Bracknell and Gwendolen (who is already blabbing about something)
Gwendolen (Behind the chatter of everyone else): So then I was like “Yeah” and she was like “No way” so then I told her “Yeah way!” But I don’t think she really believed me

Bracknell: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Lady Bracknell grabs her purse and proceeds to beat Algernon off the cucumber sandwiches
Algernon: Owww-mon. Whatcha go and do that for?
Lady Bracknell: You were eating all my food!
Algernon:…No mon! It was Layne. I was jus’ examnin’ the plate to make sure dat there weren’t anymo. Layne, apolo -*beeeeeeelch* apologize to Aunty B!
Lady Bracknell: Damn it boy, how many times do I have to tell you its LADY BRACKNELL to you!
Gwendolen (Still blabbing behind everyone else):