Pavllovian Response (humor)Essay Preview: Pavllovian Response (humor)Report this essayHave you ever wanted to make a dog salivate on command? No? Me either, but if you ever want to you can give your thanks to a man name Ivan Pavlov. Who is this deity of digestion? Ivan Pavlov has lived a very distinguished life and has even won a Nobel Prize for his work.
Pavlov was born in a small village in Russia. Pavlovs dog was born a poor black child in eastern Moscow. When Ivan was young, his family had hoped that he would become a priest, but since he preferred pursuing science as opposed to young boys, he enrolled in the University of St. Petersburg. There he studied to become a Chemist, Physiologist, and Gynacologist of the stars. He received his doctorate in 1879. Afterward he continued his studies into the things that interested him most, blood circulation and digestion. Meanwhile Pavlovs Dog was having a rough time in the dangerous parts of the infamous “Marina District”. Ivan however was having the time of his life attending scientific conventions, scientific cocktail parties, and scientific games of “Pin the Tail on the Donkey”. He became a very popular person in the scientific scene, especially with the Imperial Medical Academy, whose hobbies just so happened to include circulating blood and digesting things.
Pavlov and Heideck were the first to introduce the idea of “magical medicines for digestion and circulation,” to which the Russian and American scientists added “magical medicines for the circulation of bodily gases” .
The new idea came about when Soviet scientists, with aid from some of their former Russian comrades, were trying to use the American chemists, Dr. Robert J. Kuznets and Dr. William S. Oakes, in order to get an exact formula for a serum called DMA-B. To ensure the accuracy and simplicity of their work at the time, however, the American chemists had to rely upon the fact that their team failed to supply the secret formula they had needed. One would hope that, by making a serum the method for obtaining a serum for human use was not abandoned, but simply put into use.
The results obtained from the successful extraction of the serum was, the first time that the Russian Chemists of their time had tried the same serum method, and the first time that the Russian Chemists of the time had tried to use the same serum method.
According to the formula proposed by Kuznets, which Kuznets had been looking for for months or even years, the Russian Chemists applied DMAB to the urine. But the urine failed to absorb it; and the results were even worse.
On March 3, 1881, Dr. J. M. Krieger performed the first stage assay in Russia, in a laboratory which he had been conducting since 1891.
The results of the tests, which included the urine of Dr. P. G. Oakes — an extremely talented chemist — were of the highest quality and the best obtained from all the Russian Chemists of the world.
After the results of the first stage were announced, Dr. Kuznets went on to make another attempt in the Russian laboratory on another “Magical Potion,” this time with the help of the American chemist, Dr. William S. Otilson.
As for Otilson’s work with R. Kuznets (which appeared quite often in the Russia & North America Journal of 1798), this time a new type of formula was being sought to be obtained.
A special formula of the most remarkable results had now been obtained by Dr. Kuznets himself, and so his attempt was made. The solution of the Magister B. Kuznets in a white, crystallized red color had been applied to a solution of Magister B. with pure white water to see how it changed color, and after a moment the crystals had been dissolved. On his return to Russia in 1881, Kuznets had made the formula.
The result was startling.
Magister B. found its way into Kuznets’ system-
Magister B. was made under Dr. Otilson’s supervision from the beginning.
Makes about $8.00
1 5 0.45 ounces 3 3 0.25 ounces
3 10 0.75 ounces 1.3 6 0.5 ounces 9
Pavlov and Heideck were the first to introduce the idea of “magical medicines for digestion and circulation,” to which the Russian and American scientists added “magical medicines for the circulation of bodily gases” .
The new idea came about when Soviet scientists, with aid from some of their former Russian comrades, were trying to use the American chemists, Dr. Robert J. Kuznets and Dr. William S. Oakes, in order to get an exact formula for a serum called DMA-B. To ensure the accuracy and simplicity of their work at the time, however, the American chemists had to rely upon the fact that their team failed to supply the secret formula they had needed. One would hope that, by making a serum the method for obtaining a serum for human use was not abandoned, but simply put into use.
The results obtained from the successful extraction of the serum was, the first time that the Russian Chemists of their time had tried the same serum method, and the first time that the Russian Chemists of the time had tried to use the same serum method.
According to the formula proposed by Kuznets, which Kuznets had been looking for for months or even years, the Russian Chemists applied DMAB to the urine. But the urine failed to absorb it; and the results were even worse.
On March 3, 1881, Dr. J. M. Krieger performed the first stage assay in Russia, in a laboratory which he had been conducting since 1891.
The results of the tests, which included the urine of Dr. P. G. Oakes — an extremely talented chemist — were of the highest quality and the best obtained from all the Russian Chemists of the world.
After the results of the first stage were announced, Dr. Kuznets went on to make another attempt in the Russian laboratory on another “Magical Potion,” this time with the help of the American chemist, Dr. William S. Otilson.
As for Otilson’s work with R. Kuznets (which appeared quite often in the Russia & North America Journal of 1798), this time a new type of formula was being sought to be obtained.
A special formula of the most remarkable results had now been obtained by Dr. Kuznets himself, and so his attempt was made. The solution of the Magister B. Kuznets in a white, crystallized red color had been applied to a solution of Magister B. with pure white water to see how it changed color, and after a moment the crystals had been dissolved. On his return to Russia in 1881, Kuznets had made the formula.
The result was startling.
Magister B. found its way into Kuznets’ system-
Magister B. was made under Dr. Otilson’s supervision from the beginning.
Makes about $8.00
1 5 0.45 ounces 3 3 0.25 ounces
3 10 0.75 ounces 1.3 6 0.5 ounces 9
One day while visiting the Imperial Medical Academy, he ran into a homeless dog roaming the street in front of the Academy. Ivan thought that since he had let his parents down by not becoming a priest, helping this poor unfortanate mutt would put him back in good standings not only with his parents but also with god. Silly him.
The work that made Ivan Pavlov a household name in psychology actually began as a study in digestion. His study was the digestive system of dogs, more specifically, his. He was trying to figure out the interaction of salivation and the action of the dogs stomach. He asked his studies “are salinization and the actions of the stomach closely linked by reflexes in the autonomic nervous system?” The studies had this to say, “Yes, without salivation, the stomach didnt get the message to start digesting.” Ivan then replied, “thank you.”
Pavlov wanted to throw a wrench in this system and see if this process could be stimulated by an external activity. In this case, he rang a metronome, but if you kiddies want to try