Vampire Diaries Script
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MAN: For over a century, I have lived in secret; hiding in the shadows, alone in the world. Until now. I am a vampire. And this is my story.
[A man and a girl in a car, on the road.]
MAN: An hours drive to hear that crap. You know, it wasnt even a band. A guy with a guitar. An hour each way.
GIRL: He wasnt that bad.
MAN: He sounded like James Blunt.
GIRL: Whats wrong with that?
MAN: We already have a James Blunt. Ones all we need.
GIRL: So why did you come?
MAN: Because I love you.
GIRL: Nicely done. Whats with all the fog?
MAN: Itll clear in a second.
GIRL: Watch out!
[They collide a man.]
MAN: Are you ok?!
GIRL: We just hit someone! Oh, my god!
MAN: Call for help.
GIRL: Come on, come on!
MAN: Please be alive! Oh, my god.
[The man wakes up and bites him into the neck.]
GIRL: Theres no signal! Darren! Darren?
[New scene. Morning. A Man.]
STEFAN: I shouldnt have come home. I know the risk. But I had no choice. I have to know her.
[Other scene. A girl writes in her diarie.]
ELENA: Dear diary, today will be different. It has to be. I will smile, and it will be believable. My smile was saying “Im fine, thank you.” “Yes, I feel much better.” I will no longer be the sad little girl who lost her parents. I will start fresh, be someone new. Its the only way Ill make it through.
[In the kitchen.]
JENNA: Toast. I can make toast.
ELENA: Its all about the coffee, aunt Jenna.
JEREMY: Is there coffee?
JENNA: Your first day of school and Im totally unprepared. Lunch money?
ELENA: Im good.
JENNA: Anything else? A number two pencil? What am I missing?
ELENA: Dont you have a big presentation today?
JENNA: Im meeting with my thesis advisor atnow. Crap!
ELENA: Then go. Well be fine. You ok?
JEREMY: Dont start.
[In Bonnies car.]
BONNIE: So grams is telling me Im psychic. Our ancestors were from salem, which isnt all that, I know, crazy, but shes going on and on about it, and Im like, put this woman in a home already! But then I started thinking, I predicted Obama and I predicted Heath Ledger, and I still think Florida will break off and turn into little resort islands… Elena! Back in the car.
ELENA: I did it again, didnt I? I–Im sorry, Bonnie. You were telling me that…
BONNIE: That Im psychic now.
ELENA: Right. Ok, then predict something. About me.
BONNIE: I see…
[They collide a black bird.]
BONNIE: What was that?! Oh, my god! Elena, are you ok?
ELENA: Its ok. Im fine.
BONNIE: It was like a bird or something. It came out of nowhere.
ELENA: Really, I cant be freaked out by cars for the rest of my life.
BONNIE: I predict this year is going to be kick ass. And I predict all the sad and dark times are over and you are going to be beyond happy.
[At the school.]
BONNIE: Major lack of male real estate. Look at the shower curtain on Kelly bitch. She looks a hot– Can I still say “tranny mess”?
ELENA: No, thats over.
BONNIE: Ahh, find a man, coin a phrase. Its a busy year.
[They look at Matt.]
ELENA: He hates me.
BONNIE: Thats not hate. Thats “you dumped me, but Im too cool to show it, but secretly Im listening to air supplys greatest hits.”
CAROLINE: Elena. Oh, my god. How are you? Oh, its so good to see you. How is she? Is she good?
ELENA : Caroline, Im right here. And Im fine. Thank you.
CAROLINE: Really?
ELENA: Yes. Much better.
CAROLINE: Oh, you poor thing.
ELENA: Ok, Caroline.
CAROLINE: Oh! Ok, see you guys later?
BONNIE: Ok! Bye.
ELENA: No comment.
BONNIE: Im not going to say anything.
[Jeremy and Vicki.]
JEREMY: Dont take more than two in a six-Hour window.
TYLER: Hey, Vicki. I knew Id find you here with the crackheads.
VICKI: Hey.
TYLER: Hey, Pete Wentz called. He wants his nail polish back.
JEREMY: Pete Wentz, huh? How old school T.R.L. of you. Carson Daly fan?
VICKI: Oh, Ty, be nice. Be nice. Thats Elenas little brother.
TYLER: I know who he is.