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To That Special Someone!!!
I am waiting for that someone everyday and night.
Needing someone to hold me tight
To cheer me up when I am sad.
And make me smile when I am mad.
I need that someone that will always care.
Someone that will always be there.
Even when I am right or wrong.
And always there to keep me strong.
Someone to show me there is no fear.
Someone always there and always near.
Always helping me to get through.
Someone there to say I love you !!!
Someone there when I am cold.
Someone there for me to hold.
Someone there for me to think of.
Someone there to show me LOVE.
I LOVE YOU!!!
Never say I love you, if you dont really care!!!
Never talk about felling if they arent really there,
Never hold my hand, if your going to break my heart.
Never say youre going 2 if you dont plan to start.
Never look into my eyes, if all you do is lie.
Never say hello if you really mean good-bye.
If you really mean 4ever than say you will try.
Never say 4ever cause forever makes me cry.
IF YOU ARE ASKING!!!
If you are asking if I need youÐ
The answer is forever.
If you are asking if ill leave youÐ
The answer is never.
If you are asking what I valueÐ
The answer is you.
If you are asking if I love youÐ
The answer is I do.
A poem for women
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Dont go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
My beautys a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when Im wrong.
I dont drive in circles, at any cost.
And I dont have a problem admitting Im lost.
I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, Im usually late.
I dont watch movies with lots of gore.
Dont need instant replay to remember the score.
I wont lose my hair, I dont get jock itch.
And just cause Im assertive, Dont call me a bitch.
Dont say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay,