Essay About Dill Pickle And Smell Of Water

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Im cool your not I love food I really do I eat a lot I dont care what people think and yeah, I dont do anything at all I sit on my couch and eat Cheetos all day long but its okay because my cats like to lick my Cheeto fingers. But they get jealous because I dont have enough fingers for all 32 cats to all lick at once, so yeah. I need a job to get cable because Im tired of watching my little pony all day, I have the whole first season and yeah. I need to go get some more Cheetos my cats and I are getting hungry. I really am craving a dill pickle right now though so my cats my just have to wait on the Cheeto fingers, I wonder if they like pickle juice? I dont know. I wonder if pickle juice is cheaper then water because I like the way it smells I wonder if I bathe in it if I will smell like pickle juice, I should try it. Maybe I will. Im already kind of smelling like pickles already, well my armpits kinda are, I dont like to take showers because I dont like the smell of water and stuff, and soap is way to expensive for me so thats why I want pickles, then I can go ride around on my mini scooter to go pick up some hot hunks at the bowling alley, and so I need a hot man to lick my Cheeto fingers because my cats tongues are way to itchy I think Im getting a rash on the tips of my fingers, I need to gets some rash cream for that I think.