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cool oool wkjqhkjn dkjwnI love the Virgin brand, I really do which is why I continue to use it despite a series of unfortunate
incidents over the last few years. This latest incident takes the biscuit.
Ironically, by the end of the flight I would have gladly paid over a thousand rupees for a single biscuit
following the culinary journey of hell I was subjected to at the hands of your corporation.
Look at this Richard. Just look at it:
I imagine the same questions are racing through your brilliant mind as were racing through mine on
that fateful day. What is this? Why have I been given it? What have I done to deserve this? And,
which one is the starter, which one is the desert?
You dont get to a position like yours Richard with anything less than a generous sprinkling of
observational power so I KNOW you will have spotted the tomato next to the two yellow shafts of
sponge on the left. Yes, its next to the sponge shaft without the green paste. Thats got to be the clue
hasnt it. No sane person would serve a desert with a tomato would they? Well answer me this
Richard, what sort of animal would serve a desert with peas in?
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I know it looks like a baaji but its in custard Richard, custard. It must be the pudding. Well youll be
fascinated to hear that it wasnt custard. It was a sour gel with clear oil on top. Its only redeeming
feature was that it managed to be so alien to my palette that it took away the taste of the curry
emanating from our miscellaneous central cuboid of beige matter. Perhaps the meal on the left might
be the desert after all.
Anyway, this is all irrelevant at the moment. I was raised strictly but neatly