Essay About Actual Fucking Words And Second Reason

I Hate Word
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The one thing I hate almost as much as chavs, chav music, crappy ringtones, scene kids, fight star and alcoholic wannabees, is of course MICRSOFT FUCKING WORD ART. My hatred for Microsoft word art is threefold. First and foremost it beat me with paddles when I was a child. The second reason is its annoying because half the time you cant even read what the the actual fucking words are saying because you get too distracted by the un-pretty patterns and lame colours and the less-than-nice shadows. The words become insignificant and impossible to decipher. Its gay. If you want to make something eye-catching make it red or something not fucking blue and purple with a fade in the middle and three different shadows and the words going in a circle with some fucked up preset colour thing, I mean ” parchemt” HOW THE FUCK IS BROWN TINTED TO A SLIGHTLY MOR DIAORREAH LOKKING BROWN MEANT TO LOOK LIKE A PICEC OF FUCKING PARCHEMENT, cunts. For christ sake we dont want to see some crappy desert style gradient taking over the word ” school fayre”, plus the desert has absolutely FUCKING NOTHING 2 DO WITH A SCHOOL FAYRE, unless youre talking about the Sahara DONT FUCKING USE THAT SHITTY PRESET STYLE, and even then it would look worse than if a took a baby, made it shit on the paper and then smeared it all over with my right elbow. The problem arises when EVERY FUCKIN PER$SON IN MY IT CLASS USES IT BECAUSE EITYHER THEYRE TOO RETARDED TO ACTUALLY MAKE THEIR FUCKING WORDS LOOK GOOD OR THEY WER BOUGHT UP IN A MIDDLE SCHOOL THAT WAS LIKE ” YEAH USE WORD ART”. WERE FIFTEEN! FIFTEEN! NOT IN YEAR FUCKIG FIVE MAKING SOME BASTARD SPREADSHEET ON PUBLISHER ABOUT SOME FAKE CAKE SALE!! Stop using sucky bastarding wordart now! The final reason is: its created by Microsoft, dont get me fucking started on the greedy twats at Microsoft, id buy a mac if I had the money. Microsoft like this symbol: @ I mean how the fuck