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The national weather service has issued a tornado advisory due to the warm weather statewide. The whole state is subject to rapid tornado outbreaks. In the event of a tornado all of Alabamas citizens are encouraged to gather at Bryant-Denny Stadium where there would be the least chance of a touchdown occurring. WAR EAGLE!!!
Some Tennessee, Georgia, Auburn, and Alabama fans
decided that black and white school colors were a bit
to dull. So, they called upon God to give them colors
that would represent them.
First, the Tennessee fans stepped before God and asked
for their schools colors. God said,”When I see
Tennessee, I see a great big orange sun coming up over
puffy white clouds. Tennessee will be orange and
white.”
Next the Georgia fans stood before God and asked for
their school colors. God said,” I see a field of
fertile black soilfrom which will grow a beautiful
field of red roses. Georgia will be black and red.”
The Auburn fans were next. God said as he patted his
favorite sons on the head,” When I think of my
beautiful Auburn, I see a glorious sky of blue with
the bright orange sun shining down on my favorite
town. You, my loved ones, your colors are orange and
blue.
God then turned to the Alabama fans and said quite
hastily,” Your colors are crimson and white.”
Later, after the fans had left, St. Peter came to God
and said,” Lord, as you handed out each fans colors,
you explained their origin, all but Alabama fans. Im
curious. Why crimson and white? What do you see when
you think of Alabama? “I see the same thing as you
see,” God said,” white trash and rednecks.”
You know you are an Auburn fan whenвЂ¦Ð²Ð‚¦
You think “Bo over the top” should hang in the capital building.
Watching Tiger soar over Jordan Hare is better than an F-14 fly over.
You lost your date once but didn’t go looking till after the tiger walk.
You think God made orange sunsets cause He’s an AUBURN MAN!
Crimson makes you puke!
On quarters you want the bald eagle replaced by the WAR EAGLE!
Toilet paper on detergent box is low class; rolling Toomer’s Corner is high class.
You think orange goes with EVERYTHING!
IF YOU ARE A TRUE AUBURN FAN YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE NOW AT SIX AND COUNTING BABY!!!!!!!!!
Instructions: Put your favorite music player on shuffle (Party Shuffle on iTunes) and fill in the names of the songs in the order they show up. Or you could pick your own songs, but thats not as much fun. 😉
My last words will be: “Im wanted..dead or alive”
My theme song: “I dont want the world to see us cause I dont think that theyd understand; when everythings made to be broken, I just want you know who I am.”
My best friend is like: “my sun shine; you make me happy when skies are gray”
Will I ever have kids? “It wasnt me!!”
How will you die? IDK “Just prop me up beside the jukebox when I die”
To cheer myself up I: “I sit right here and have another beer”
Next time Im in front of a crowd, Ill say: “If ya an auburn tiger fan throw your hands up!!”
My alter-ego is: “Super(wo)man.Im here to rescue you”
My innermost desire is: “Sweet home Alabama.I am coming home to you.”
My favorite thing to do is: “I love this bar!!”
What makes me happy is: “The tide lost baby that makes the auburn tigers the boss!!”
At my wedding theyll play: “I love you; I have loved you all along”
My day will be like: “its a beautiful day”
The best thing about me is: my “blue eyes”
My ultimate song for dancing is: “shake it like a Polaroid picture”
My deepest secret is: “I miss the colors that you brought into my life; your smile; those blue green eyes. And I miss your gentle voice in lonely times like this. But most of all I miss my friend. The one my heart and soul confided in. The one I felt the safest with. The one who knew just what to do to let the light back in and make me smile again. I miss my friend”
When Im in the shower, I sing: “we gotta make love just one more time in the shower”
What I did last night was: “I shot a mighty mean game of pool….”
Somewhere in my wedding vows, I will include: “With you Id withstand all of hell to hold your hand; Id give