Essay About At&T And Illinois Man

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1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP?
> > AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months,
> > saying he “lacked
> > intellectual leadership.” He received a $26 million
> > severance package.
> > Perhaps its not Walter whos lacking intelligence.
> > 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS!
> > Police in Oakland, California spent two hours
> > attempting to subdue a
> > gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home.
> > After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers
> > discovered that the man was
> > standing beside them, shouting “Please come out and
> > give yourself up”.
> > 3. WHAT WAS PLAN B???
> > An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a
> > motorist and
> > forced him to drive to two different automated
> > teller machines.
> > The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from
> > his own bank
> > accounts.
> > 4. THE GETAWAY!
> > A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop, and
> > asked for all the
> > money in the cash drawer.
> > Apparently, the take was too small, so he
> > tied up the store clerk and worked the counter
> > himself for three hours
> > until police showed up and grabbed him.
> > 5. DID I SAY THAT???
> > Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery
> > suspect who just
> > couldnt control himself during a lineup.
> > When detectives asked each
> > man in the lineup to repeat the words, “Give me all
> > your money or Ill
> > shoot,” the man shouted, “Thats not what I said!”
> > 6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING??
> > A man spoke frantically into the phone, “My wife is
> > pregnant and her
> > contractions are only two minutes apart!” “Is this
> > her first child?”
> > the doctor asked.
> > “No!” the man shouted, “This is her husband!”
> > 7. NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER!!
> > In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for
> > trying to hold up
> > a Bank of America