What I Love in a Guy
What I Love in a Guy
who will sing to me eve if the sooper totally suk at the random moments
let me sleep on his chest and stay in the bed the whole day
a man who would rather make love to me and not tell me how hard he could bang meand then once were married…then we can get to the facts…lol
i want a man who will call me more than at least 5 times a day just to say i love you goodbye..and call me back…cuz u kno a girl like me needs an update at least every 2 hours…lol…
someone who will tell me to shut up then lay me down and kiss the shit out of me when i got annoyng…kissing is like totally the perfect way to change a subject when youre talking to me….
i want a mna who DOESNT agree with everything i say…weird but i like it that way…
a man who will be silly and make fun of me…no not like this..”damn girl youre such a ho”…no those guys can get banana fukd up the ass and get tied to the back of a truck and get their ass dragged on an old dirt road and get dragged to death and get batteris stuffed up their ass and get a razor blade jammed in their mouth with their mouth duct taped shut…if i was to kill someone i would totally do it like that…i would also do that if i caught my hubby cheating…
anywhoo a man who will take a BATH with me…not a shower but a bath…why not a shower?…thats nasty i dont want him scrubbing himself and his excess dirt gets on me…yuk…but a bath cuz im sittin in front of him and the lights are dim and there candles all around…and music playing in the backgroud like underoath…j/p…lol…but romantic music…
OMG i love hugs so much…theyre better than kisses in fact…i want him to alwas hug me…and STOP TOUCHING MY BOOBS CUZ I HATE GUYS LIKE THAT!…but just a bear hugger…even when e make love…now thats sweet…
a husband who snt afraid to say i love you in front of who ever…those guys are the sweetest guys ever and you know who u are…
a husband who will lay out with me on the beach front property my parents are buying me and my best friend daisy…but hes laying next to me…well no lets change that…ok…im laying on his chest as we look up @ the stars…and were hand in hand as our toes dig in the sand…
a husband who will always admit when it is his fault and ill admit when somethng is my fault…this one is a very important one cuz EVERY SINGLE GUY THAT I HAVE BEEN WITH…has never admit that something was their fault even when they know it…hello im not dumb…but i guess thats why the topic of this blog is “I WANT A MAN”..and not a boy..
i want a husband who will stay and help me with dinner…
a man who will at least make an effort to try and paint my toe nails..lol…thats kute…
a husnband who DOESNT SAY UR SEXY…but instead calls me beautiful…
a man who helps me to take care of our babies and helps me out when they become hard headed teens…
a hubby who would lay under the same blanket with me and just stare at each other for no pointless reason…
a husband who will make me laugh like no one else could and make my stomach hurt…
a hubby who knows that he doesnt need anything if i am his one and only and if i am his world…
a hubby who is always there for me even when i cry…and i am there for him…ppl say men dont cry…well thats bullshet cuz they do and i think its kute..so yah…blah blah blah man whores…who think youre all thug life and shet…watever being tough all the time gets u no where yall are just egotistical llowlife bastards who are desparate for fornication/intercourse..mostly the ghetto pppl in consideration…excuse me on the big words t comes naturally…
a hubby who will do anything to make me smile…
a husband who spoils me…not buying me things but th way he spends his time with me…and i do the same…
oh this one s very important…a guy who will play my favorite song right outside my window…umm…to my future hubby here is my fav sone…lol…”you got a way”…i think its by shania twain..it reminds me of the beach i also have another song but ts underoath…basically screamo music so i dont think u wud wanna play that outside my window…first cuz its not romantic and second cuz u mite wake the neighbors…
a hubby who is loyal…sorry guys but since i dont trust anyone i will be putting cameras in every corner of my house and i ill be buying my husband a car with a tracking device…yes