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HAVE YOU EVER..
Thrown up in public: yea, in an airplane and i couldnt get out…it was horrible
Eaten or drank anything spoiled: probably but i usually make my mom taste the milk first
Had a rip in your pants and didn
know it: yea but it was in the crotchal region so you couldnt really see it
Tripped while checking someone out: probably
Had to pay from something you broke: yea…i hate that
Nearly drowned: yea a couple times but i was young
Passed out: uh huh
Had a crush on somebody: of course who hasnt?
Been stuck in the rain: more times then i can count….i love it me and maile are the queens of dancing in the rain
Been attacked by an animal: yes…very scary
Caught people having sex: ew yes want to forget about it
Fallen asleep while driving: no only maile does that
Felt attracted to someone of the same sex: naw, i think some girls are hot but other then that no
Actually slipped on a banana peel: no i dont think it is possible
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I once had a dream… fuck i dont know
Im only racist towards… not racist
I dont even know why…. i care so much
Nothing sucks more than… confusion and disappointment
If I had 6 bucks Id buy… nothing…i would put it in my semester at sea savings jar
Its hot I would take off my…pants…haha only iin my room tho
You cannot
eat steak without…a knife
You better shut up before I…get pissed and hit you
I really like you and everything but…youre too damn weird
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF…
A dirty old guy slaps your ass: hit him
Somebody was about to steal your car: call my cop friend chad…honestly tho where do u go with a stolen car on an island?
You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed: freak out!
You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class: well, i would be bright red anyway from talking in front of class, so i would just hope no one noticed
The person you just kissed tell you that they have oral herpes: kick them then disinfect my mouth for hours
You had tress wishes: 1. endless amounts of money 2. a cure fo rmy crazy family 3. permanent happiness for everyone
The governmet allowed you to choose on thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized: illiegal: cigarettes legal: pot
Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables:haha love makanas answer i dont know charge her $1000?
You had a time machine: travel to every time period
Fox gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted: wow just tape maile and me for 30 minutes and all the fun retarded things we all do in the dorms
Would you rather have a cure for cancer or a cure for AIDS: thats a REALLY hard question…i guess AIDS because it can be spread to other people.
Would you rather have to power to fly or teleport: fly for sure what the destination