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Once upon a time, a bolt of lightning slammed into the side of a wandering truck. There was a fantastic light show that went on while cars with curious passengers drove by. The bolt of lightning glimmered into the eyes of the passengers and blinded them as they flew onto the top of Mount Everest, and thats when they saw Bigfoot. Fortunately for the passengers (who were now, in fact, pedestrians), Bigfoot was in a deep state of hibernation, full up on the many tasty nuts and berries he is known to eat in the waning fall season. The fall season was a very interesting season indeed, while Bigfoot was busy being asleep, the greatest feature on earth is just waking up, a courteous power ball ticket. So they traveled to the nearest Citgo and asked Hugo Chavez, who at the time was working there as his second job, the first being the dictator of Venisuala, for a power ball ticket, but then Bigfoot and his buddy the Yeti showed up and started to make a scene about how the passengers (Keshav, Saspirilla, and Sally) had been in their cave. “Caves are for whities!” exclaimed Keshav, eager to cover up the groups cave adventures, but who did not know at the time that Sally was an avid supporter of segregation. But Sally was just playing him (Keshav) on the side, she actually loved all races and wanted to go into the caves with every ethnicity possible.
Then they decided that they could use a little adventure so they rented 4 segways (the extra for their friend Hammy) and scootered to Asia where rainforests are, but the evil swampmonster named Harriet attacked the 3, so then they his out in a tree trunk until the local hero Nacho Libre showed up! It was about then that the traveling trio, hammy, and the two snow-monsters remembered the lonely lotto ticket they had all left behind, and the gang had just turned around to go get said ticket when a comet regrettably crashed right in to the face of Saspirilla. Sasprilla was about to show them how she got her name, she sassed her way around and showed all the travelers who actually was the boss, she led them into a field that was full of sunflowers and told them to start counting. 1,2,3 Sally started to say, but then she stared off in another direction for a short amount of time then snapped her head and told the gang about her vision and how their powerball would win and they would become billionares and live in solid gold houses and would all stay friends.