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Lumberjack Hockey Players,
Here are some housekeeping items that need to be taken care of before May 1:
Come in for your 2 on 1 meeting, me and Gullet have been dying to tag a
player. I am usually around my office, which is now located in the back booth
at the Dairy Queen, from 10 Ð- till when they kick me out during the week. Even
if you do not have much to say come and pick up your very useless silver medal.
Our Athletic Banquet is on April 22, 2005 in the gym, where the hell is the
gym anyways? If anyone knows let me know. Please Dress classy a shirt and tie
would be great, of course this is optional for langhaug as he is clearly the
franchise of the team. I suggest you wear a hoodie or something Pat.
The food is good and I plan on putting on a clinic so make sure to invite your
parents if they live close cause Im going to be a complete mess. EVERYONE IS
EXPECTED TO BE THERE. If you are not it may affect your letter grade for
Varsity Hockey. But thats a lot of work to change so probably not.
A lot of equipment, including a few bags, jerseys and socks are missing still,
unless I just ate them as a snack, who knows, I am quite the mess.
You will be charged if these items are not handed in. And the money will go
straight to my families bank account, where it will probably get spent on
XXXL Minnesota wild apparel. I am also missing some white helmets that were
taken at the start of the year.
If you are a sophomore and need some help for next year stop by and after a
quick gummer I should be able to give you some help
DVD and videos from the National Tourny are available. We choked hard due to
horrible coaching so theyre going cheap. They are going to ordered for $5 a
game and must be in by May 1st. You will get a photo cd from me at our banquet,
but you actually wont cause ill probably be too lazy to get that done on time.
So whenever I get up from lying in my own filth Ill get those too you.
Tie-Dye shirts for sale too Ð- real cheap cause theyre so gay. Limit 2. Golf
Shirts are also cheap because Ive been using them as napkins for the last week
and a half.
You need to come and vote for player awards by Tuesday April 19. Its actually
probably not necessary as I plan on giving them all to Langhaug and Jeff Baum
anyways.
Please park your cars away from the front of Mead Hall. Theyre getting in my
way when I try to waddle my fat ass to my office and I have been getting a lot
of grief from faculty and staff for being such a mess. It is very rude and some
of you are getting heavy fines and some car/trucks may be getting towed soon.
It looks and reflects badly on Lumberjack Hockey, and we have enough things
doing that already, such as your fat-ass coach whos constantly shoveling in a
cheeseburger.
Some guys need to be smarter in the Dorms. When you come in the dorms at 1 in
morning with backpacks on it looks suspicious. It looks like your smuggling
greasy food in without offering me any. Be Smart. My nose can smell these things
even in the deepest of afternoon naps in the middle of the week. Dorm write-ups
may factor in
whether or not I want you around next season. Except that Im far too lazy too
recruit so chances are real good that Im going to be hard up for players
season.
If you are planning not to come back, which I strongly advise considering its
one of the worst hockey programs out there, and I dont get up till the PM,
unless Im making a Minot