Essay About Flight Attendant And Psychic Hotline

Elevator Joke
Essay title: Elevator Joke
1) When theres only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasnt you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor youre on.
5) Hold the doors open and say youre waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi Greg. Hows your day been?”
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “Thats mine!”
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8 ) Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if theyd like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, “Did you feel that?”
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, “Its okay. Dont panic, they open up again.”
15) Swat at flies that dont exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out,