Essay About Fresh Meat And Headless Body

Dogs And Cats
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>> PET DIARIES UNCOVERED
>> As seen in a dogs diary:
>> 8am — Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
>> 9am — Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
>> 10am – Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!
>> 11am – Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
>> Noon – Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
>> 1pm — Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite!
>> 3pm — Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
>> 4pm — Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
>> 5pm — Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite!
>> 7pm — Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
>> 9pm — Oh Boy! Sleeping in masters bed! My favorite!
>> As seen in a cats diary:
>> Day 183 of my captivity
>> My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
>> They
>> dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The
>> only
>> thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild
>> satisfaction
> I
>> get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.
>> Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.
>> Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while
> they
>> were walking almost succeeded — must try this at the top of the
>> stairs.
>> In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again
>> induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair — must try this on their
>> bed.
>> Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to