Essay About Giddy And Southern Border

Fence Hop
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Fence Hop!
(A parody of the Christmas song, “Sleigh Ride” covering the topic of illegal immigration)
Just hear that chain link jingalin, ring ting tingaling too
700 miles as George Bush smiles at you
Beyond the southern border my family is working real hard (rat daddy! Rat daddy!)
My boss here at McDonalds dont care if I got a green card
Just hear that chain link jingaling ring ting tingaling too
Come on its lovely weather for a fence hop together with you!
Giddy up giddy up giddy up lets go, theres border patrol
Were working in a wonderland of doe
Giddy up giddy up giddy up its grand, were running through sand
Its dark in this truck get your buck just dont drink from the Rio Grande
1.2 billion dollars out of taxpayers are gone
1,000 miles still open and were hopin that well get there by dawn
Stadium lighting and fighting and laser sighting will see
Oh shit, Jose is running, John Smith is gunning at me
When November elections were almost nearly here
The republicans campaigned this in the highest gear
But patrolling jobs is another thing
The border cant be blocked
All these Mexicans need a place to pop a squat
Pop pop pop
When the Democratic congress is in office youll see
Legislation thats pro-immigration, yay for me!
Well I guess well just have to wait and see
The outcome of this mess
Until then well keep on squatting cause Iraq needs fixin thats