Essay About High Explosives And Garlic Gum

Bart Simpson
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The complete collection of Bart Simpson chalkboard quotes
I will not defame New Orleans
I will not waste chalk
I will not skateboard in the halls
I will not burp in class
I will not instigate revolution
I will not draw naked ladies in class
I did not see Elvis
I will not call my teacher “hot Cakes”
Garlic Gum is not funny
They are laughing at me, not with me
I will not yell “fire” in a crowded classroom
I will not encourage others to fly
I will not fake my way through life
Tar is not a plaything
I will not Xerox my butt
I will not trade pants with others
I will not do that thing with my tongue
I will not drive the principals car
I will not pledge allegiance to Bart
I will not sell school property
I will not cut corners
I will not get very far with this attitude
I will not make flatulent noises in class
I will not belch the National Anthem
I will not sell land in Florida
I will not grease the monkey bars
I will not do anything bad ever again
I will not show off (in Old English font)
I will not sleep through my education
I am not a dentist
Spitwads are not free speech
Nobody likes sunburn slappers
High explosives and school dont mix
I will not bride Principal Skinner
I will finish what I sta
Hamsters cannot fly
Underwear