Essay About Meteor Men And Cool Place

The Script Of Shrek2
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Script of Shrek 2
{Man} Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.
But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only
be broken by loves first kiss.
She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing
dragon.
Many brave knigts had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison,
but non prevailed.
She waited in the dragons keep in the highest room of the tallest
tower for her true love and true loves first kiss.
{Laughing}
Like thats ever gonna happen.
{Paper Rusting, Toilet Flushes}
What a load of –
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I aint the sharpest tool in the shed
She was lookin kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an “L” on her forehead
The years start comin and they dont stop comin
Fed to the rules and hit the ground runnin
Didnt make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do so much to see
So whats wrong with takin the backstreets
Youll never know if you dont go
Youll never shine if you dont glow
Hey, now Youre an all-star
Get your game on, go play
Hey, now Youre a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shootin stars break the mold
Its a cool place and they say it gets colder
Youre bundled up now but wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is gettin pretty thin
The waters getting warm so you might as well swim
My worlds on fire
How bout yours
Thats the way I like it and Ill never get bored
Hey, now, youre an all-star
{Shouting}
Get your game on, go play
Hey, now Youre a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shootin stars break the mold
{Belches}
Go!
Go!
{Record Scratching}
Go. Go.Go.
Hey, now, youre an all-star
Get your game on, go play
Hey, now Youre a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shootin stars break the mold
-Think its in there?
-All right. Lets get it!
-Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?
-Yeah, itll grind your bones for its bread.
{Laughs}
-Yes, well, actually, that would be a gaint.
Now, ogres – – Theyre much worse.
Theyll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.
-No!
-Theyll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes!
Actually, its quite good on toast.
-Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!
{Gasping}
-Right.
{Roaring}
{Shouting}
{Roaring}
{Whispers} This is the part where you run away.
{Gasping}
{Laughs}
{Laughing} And stay out!
“Wanted. Fairy tale creatures.”
{Sighs}
{Mans voice} All right. This ones full.
-Take it away!
{Gasps}
-Move it along. Come on! Get up!
-Next!
-Give me that! Your fiying days are over.
Thats 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!
-Get up! Come on!
-Twenty pieces.