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ive realized that in third year
10. READ and LISTEN intently. Not doing so may cause you to fail a certain test.
9. Always BE READY. You never know what so-called “fun surprises” teachers give us, thinking that well enjoy them. or, if not what theyll enjoy.
8. You can NEVER BE READY. Again, you never know whats going on in those brains of theirs. You never know what theyll make you do or answer.
7. When teachers say that a test is easy, DONT BE STUPID and actually believe them. Unless youre Aya, girl genius, study your ass off cause its gonna be HELL HARD.
6. Getting a perfect score for CREATIVITY IS A CLIP ART AND A SLOGAN IN TIMES NEW ROMAN. When, in some way, you work your butt of until the wee hours in the morning drawing a symbolic map and carefully, beautifully decorating your slogan by hand, you get only half of the perfect score… which is only 2 but come on.
5. When they ask for SYMBOLS, they MEAN IN-YOUR-FACE drawings/poems/slogans that have what you want to say plastered all over it. Symbols of the like should never be Marianas-Trench-deep. This leads us to…
4. NEVER MAKE TEACHERS THINK AND ANALYZE your work. For them, its read and grade. Thinking outside the box will only give you a 6/10.
3. NEVER FORGET things in your locker. If you do, blame your bladder. JOKE.
2. Hurry but DONT PANIC. Write at 100 letters per minute but make it LEGIBLE. Think fast but SHARP–Carelessness will haunt you to sleep. Keep it short but MEANINGFUL–it doesnt have to be as long as the Nile River.
1. Sometimes, you gotta be BLONDE. 😉