Senior Percussion
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The Senior Percussion Tradition
It was the end of band class, and everyone was leaving, except for 4 seniors in percussion. When everyone had left, they snuck into the bathroom.
“It is time for the vote
” One said.
“Oh Come on! Why can’t I just automatically be picked! The tradition states that the fattest senior gets picked for the prank. And look at this gut!”
The senior, whose name was Dylan Parsons, lifted up his shirt to reveal his fat hairy belly.
“I have been binge eating for this moment for the entire year! Remember a few months ago when I was trying on my carrying case. I said and I quote: ‘Has this case gotten smaller, or have I just got fatter?’ I have been fattening myself up for this, and we aren’t just going to go ahead and pick me!?” He said whiningly.

“The tradition also says that it must be voted on.” Another senior, named Philip Robas, responded.
Dylan groaned in frustration. The seniors all took out slips of paper from their pockets, along with pens. They wrote on their pieces of paper, then dropped them in the sink.

“Time to read the votes.” A senior named Gage Williams said.
After he opened all the slips of paper, he spoke.
“And the senior who will do this year’s senior percussion prank is
Dylan!”
Dylan smiled with one of his teeth crooked and another missing, then he spoke.
“As it is also tradition, I get to pick the freshman in percussion who will be pranked!” He said excitedly.
He thought for ten seconds, then he along with the others said in unison:
“HAYDEN!”
“He is the best candidate, but what day will it be done?” The final senior, Austin Young said.
“Better make it happen on the last Friday before we graduate, that way he’ll be scarred for the weekend and for life!” Dylan said excitedly.
Then they took beer they had stowed away in their backpacks, and drank and drank.
While they were high, Dylan repeatedly said:
“I’m a gay porn star! I’m a gay porn star! I’m a gay porn star! PIGGLY WIGGLY! PIGGLY WIGGLY! PIGGLY WIGGLY! I cannot wait to wiggly my piggly into Hayden Scott’s butthole!”

Then he unzipped his skinny jeans (which just made him look fatter), and stuck his penis out and urinated all over the bathroom.
“WAIT TILL I MAKE HIM SUCK MY DICK!!!” HE shouted excitedly.
“I am going to drink so much water, that while I force him to suck it, I will piss in his mouth!” He also said.
“Just fatten yourself up some more so that when we do this, you can gross him out by rubbing your fat rolls all over him, then shove his face in your belly and make him kiss it!” Austin said.

“You’re here that Mr. Gut? I am going to need you fatter!” Dylan said while shaking is belly around.
​The seniors then left to plan the prank on the freshman Hayden. The next Friday, the seniors snuck into the music building bathroom at the final minute of seventh period. Dylan took his clothes off and sat down on the toilet naked and shut the door, while the rest hid behind the wall. When Hayden walked in to use the bathroom, the seniors jumped out from behind the wall and grabbed Hayden. Dylan then kicked open the bathroom door and pointed both his index fingers at his penis.

Hayden realized what was going on, but before he could run out, the other three seniors grabbed him and held him down.
“Boys,” Dylan began, “Strip him down nekkid!” He said he said in his redneck accent that was native to many West Virginians.
“NO STOP PLEASE! HELP!!!!!” Hayden began to scream, but it was no use. The seniors got duck tape that they had stashed away and taped his mouth, his feet, and hand so that he could only squirm.

“Now bring him over so I can wiggly my piggly up his butthole!” Dylan said while standing up and thrusting his penis towards Hayden.
Hayden moaned and scream in protest. The seniors dragged him over and spread his butt cheeks apart so that Dylan could thrust his penis into his butt. Hayden swung left, right and all over the place to avoid Dylan’s penis.

Dylan thrusted faster and faster trying to land his penis in Hayden’s butt.
“Piggly

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