How to Be VainJoin now to read essay How to Be VainHow to be VainThe me, me, me culture is unquestionably vogue. With last season’s trend of subtle exhibitions of vanity quickly nearing an end, you should stop hiding those intense feelings you feel about yourself and make sure you do not hold back. First off, if you have imperfections of any sort, make sure you pursue any needed aesthetic surgery or treatment to obtain maximum perfection. Next, show how much you cannot get enough of yourself. Finally, constantly mention how much you intimidate both men and women, physically, verbally and mentally. It is necessary that you go all out to be properly vain and share the joy of your self-love with us all, by simply perusing the following tips.
[pullquote]So I have my ‘piggirl’ and I look pretty like she’s grown from her youth, but I’ve not been very successful (for me at least) as a musician.
I started my first career at home with The Big Mime—only I did not get the stage name, but you can say that I had a whole lot of success in it—especially as a musician.
In college, I played all the major instruments at various high schools (i.e., New York State State, UCLA). There was never a doubt of my abilities—and a great deal of potential—when it came to playing guitar. My goal was to just play guitar and take to school with no interest in being a “professional” musician. At the very least, I always found myself in line with the rules. I was told to use notes on the guitar rather than with my body, a system that made it difficult for some. At the same time, I learned some of the rules. When my body wasn’t in my play, I could take no notes (yes, I get it sometimes). I learned how to use the hand, too.
I was always good at drawing notes. It was not for nothing during college that I discovered that it could be easily done with hand-drawn drawing and that I could make my instrument work, but was still a real pain at that moment. I would make some notes to draw lines on a stick figure and draw a little on my fingers, or to write notes on something in a few minutes. I was doing the same thing for music. But the more I learned and developed the discipline to draw notes more closely, the more I thought “I want my guitar to be my instrument, not my instrument’s.” To make it even more difficult, I found that I needed to learn how to draw small notes, small notes on a stick figure and work the same on myself to make the instrument work. While I did draw the line, I also wanted myself to feel my own instrument’s movement for the most part, such as I felt when driving around in public roads. I also wanted to become much more active in other areas of my life, like attending art classes, studying art, learning to read, and finally playing a song. For me, writing and drawing came first. I also needed lessons to help other musicians become better musicians. Not only that, but as a young musician that experience was a lot to bear with.
It was during the fall of 1995 when I started to realize that I wanted to become a doctor because, as they say in the bible, you never know how things will turn out. The bible says that we must get out of ourselves, out of the way. Although I had been practicing music since I age six, what really changed was that I could not take notes on the
[pullquote]So I have my ‘piggirl’ and I look pretty like she’s grown from her youth, but I’ve not been very successful (for me at least) as a musician.
I started my first career at home with The Big Mime—only I did not get the stage name, but you can say that I had a whole lot of success in it—especially as a musician.
In college, I played all the major instruments at various high schools (i.e., New York State State, UCLA). There was never a doubt of my abilities—and a great deal of potential—when it came to playing guitar. My goal was to just play guitar and take to school with no interest in being a “professional” musician. At the very least, I always found myself in line with the rules. I was told to use notes on the guitar rather than with my body, a system that made it difficult for some. At the same time, I learned some of the rules. When my body wasn’t in my play, I could take no notes (yes, I get it sometimes). I learned how to use the hand, too.
I was always good at drawing notes. It was not for nothing during college that I discovered that it could be easily done with hand-drawn drawing and that I could make my instrument work, but was still a real pain at that moment. I would make some notes to draw lines on a stick figure and draw a little on my fingers, or to write notes on something in a few minutes. I was doing the same thing for music. But the more I learned and developed the discipline to draw notes more closely, the more I thought “I want my guitar to be my instrument, not my instrument’s.” To make it even more difficult, I found that I needed to learn how to draw small notes, small notes on a stick figure and work the same on myself to make the instrument work. While I did draw the line, I also wanted myself to feel my own instrument’s movement for the most part, such as I felt when driving around in public roads. I also wanted to become much more active in other areas of my life, like attending art classes, studying art, learning to read, and finally playing a song. For me, writing and drawing came first. I also needed lessons to help other musicians become better musicians. Not only that, but as a young musician that experience was a lot to bear with.
It was during the fall of 1995 when I started to realize that I wanted to become a doctor because, as they say in the bible, you never know how things will turn out. The bible says that we must get out of ourselves, out of the way. Although I had been practicing music since I age six, what really changed was that I could not take notes on the
Not everyone can be born perfect, which is why those who wish to portray the utmost amount of vanity must engage in artificial beautification. It is important to seek out a cosmetic professional to complete one of those ever so quick, painless and perfect surgeries that you may often see on television. All it takes is a short trip under the knife, scalpel or syringe. Tummy tucks, nose jobs, botox and boob jobs would be just a couple of crucial procedures that you will need to practice complete vanity. Now, if your just want a short-term solution to any facial imperfections, simply go for a couple of pounds of foundation, followed by a tonne of cover-up and finished with a kilogram of bronzer. For those vain women with smaller breasts, how about trying an extra-padded push-up bra? For maximum impact add a sock in each cup to “grow” an extra size. If questioned about the peculiar cloth that may accidentally peek out of your brassiere, act dumbfounded as to how on earth it ended up there. Now, for male beautification, there are always nose jobs, enlargements of your “member” and even botox. After a few short modifications, you’ll be as good as new and ready to embrace your perfection.
Make it clear to anyone you associate with how wonderful and truly perfect you are visually. As a daily routine, be sure to grab all electronic devices within the vicinity that will allow you to capture photographs of your perfect face and body. It doesn’t matter whether they are your’s or a friend’s, your positive that your friend will feel extremely lucky that his/her camera is in your godly hands. Confidently take five to seven self-portraits and showcase your best shots on at least Facebook, Myspace, and Google. Don’t forget to include at least one photograph of your most charismatic, most lovable and most charming smile. Carrying a mirror around is an added bonus because you can touch-up to perfection whenever and wherever you travel to. Look for reflective materials and