Essay About Single Woman And Kitchen Floor

Complaints
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These are Genuine complaints made by council tenants……….you couldnt make it up!
1) My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.
2) Hes got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house, and I cant take it any more…
3) Its the dogs mess I find hard to swallow…
4) I want some repairs done to the cooker, as it has backfired and burnt my knob off…
5) I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage……
6) Their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence….
7) I wish to complain about the missing tiles from my toilet roof, it was the bad wind that blew them off….
8) My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?…….
9) I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen….
10) Im still having problems with smoke in my new drawers…..
11) The toilet is blocked, and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared…..
12) Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink?…..
13) I want to complain about the farmer across the road, every morning at 6am his cock wakes me, and its now getting too much for me…..
14) The man next door has a large erection in his garden, and it is unsightly and dangerous…….
15) Our kitchen floor is damp, we have two children and would like a third, please send a man round to do somthing about it…….
16) I am a single woman in a downstairs flat, please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night…..
17) Please send a man with