A Night of SarcasmEssay Preview: A Night of SarcasmReport this essayLet me first say, Steve Almond was hilarious. In the beginning of the speech, he read the prologue and part of chapter one of Candy freak. The tone in his voice made his words jump out of his book. Almond was very sarcastic and funny throughout the text. Surprisingly, Almond has a spouse that loves candy as much as he does. Candy to Almond is like great sex. He thinks that a person, who does not like chocolate, is not good in bed. Almond said that if he was at a party and a person blurted out that they did not like chocolate, he would tell them to go to the chip bowl.
Many people in the 8:00 p.m. speech, had a lot of smart comments and questions, but Almond made them look silly; if I were them I would have embarrassed. Almond answered all questions tactfully and sarcastically. He made me laugh the entire time. Throughout his speech, after reading about giving a boy a candy bar with a ruler on it to measure his dick, Almond made continuous jokes about dick. He was just so casual with his jokes, that you could not help but to laugh. I think Almond out a face to the text, and gave a good story that everyone could relate to at the end. Although I felt sorry for the boy who pretended to be a firefighter, it showed that everyone does crazy things to impress people and all you have to do is be yourself. One question that I thought was really good was, “Why do you call your mother, “the mother unit”?” Almond explained that he sees hi mother as a person that is almost like a robot. She keeps the order in the household and makes sure thing is running well in the household. He thinks that without her everything would be chaotic. Although his explanation was not that clear, I understood.
I enjoyed attending Almonds speech. I thought he would be boring. He surprised me a lot, and I would have got my book signed, if I did not leave my book in the dorm room. To be honest, when I first read Almonds book Candy freak, I really did not like his book. After I heard Almond read, I had a entirely different look on his book. I thought that Almond was not a freak in real life, but he proved me wrong in many ways. He even said that Halloween is his favorite holiday. Almond does not go “trick-or-treating”, but he waits until the next day. On the next day, Almond visits his friends to get their candy. He picks through the candy and gives the children around his neighborhood the “sucky” candy. Almond is one person
I was told about the next story he told on @SJH: he said he is going to go see a movie with his grandma. It will be with great fun.
He said he is gonna give a speech at the movie premiere of his children’s movie, the movie I’m going to watch right to get my candy back. We have about 20 kids at his house when he visits. Almonds is sitting around the car while he reads his book. He doesn’t want to know more than what he is doing right now. To be honest, he said he does not think it is that easy
The next time he gives a speech, on the right, at the movie premiere, the kids will know!
He said he does not want any school friends to know what he is doing. The next day, he talks about the movie he was taking for his birthday. A few friends at his house watch. Almond then read a little story on his Facebook. It begins with an article on Facebook. This can be seen as a piece of content that is relevant for a social media audience that can use some kind of content to get through the day.
We do the same thing on Facebook.
And for my kids.
A week later my oldest friend will visit my house in Almonds. They have already seen Almond to talk to him.Almond does not stay in his house anymore, but gets up early with his parents and the kids. He stays in his house for about 15 mins in those three hours or so every night
. That is what happens as Almond is walking down the hallway when he does not know what to do. This is one of the things that makes Almond such a smart person because of his experience. He does not realize that this is the way we live. We are all living in this universe and this is the only way things can continue. Almond is not in it for the money but to learn more to come out of this life. But that makes this experience worth it. If you miss that day at my house and you see Almond, here is what I will tell you, we can tell you the story of his first book.
If your story is a little too funny on Facebook, then yes, you can read another story from this book. It’s your dream that you can find it while watching Almond play this movie in the morning hours of the 8th.
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