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8/10/06
English IV
The Three Little Pigs
So here I am stuck in a pitch black room. Youre probably wondering, “Why in the world are you in a pitch black room?” Well, its quite a strange story; let me tell it to you.
I woke up early this morning, to get a jump start on my work for the day. I put on my coat and left my house on my way to work. When I got to work, my boss told me there were some violations in progress, and that I needed to assess the situation. You see, I impersonate a building inspector, but Im really a conman who throws people out of their homes and sells the house to make money for myself. I made my way to where I needed to go, the three little pigs neighborhood. I got to the first pigs house and discovered it was made out of straw. What an idiot, I thought to myself. I knocked on the door and shouted, “Im here to inspect your house.” Suddenly I heard the pig squealing inside, saying something like, “Hes here.” Odd, I thought. Then the whole house exploded in front of my eyes, and the little pig went running off into the distance. I didnt know what to do so I went to the next house.
The next house was made of wood. It was a little bit better than the last. “Pig, I want to meet with you about your house!” I shouted. “You want to eat me?” The pig squealed back. I heard laughing and just like the other house, it exploded. I was beginning to wonder what was going on here. The two pigs had escaped again, just like last time. I walked on to the next house.
This one was made of brick. I pounded on the door, and demanded that those little pigs come out right now. “The door is broken, youll have to come through the chimney; its the only other way.” It felt weird