Essay About White Trash And Teenage Mom

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IM SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
Im EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
Im BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
Im HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
Im ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
Im NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
Im JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
Im GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
Im a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
Im ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
Im OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
Im RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
Im an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
Im REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
Im DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBRAL, so I MUST be gay.
Im SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
Im a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
Im IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
Im INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
Im NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
Im ATHLETIC, so I MUST be stupid.
Im PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who dont wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
Im a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore…
Im a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
Im YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
Im RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
Im BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
Im WHITE, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
Im CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
Im MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
Im NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
Im a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
Im POLISH,